GTA has always been about violence. It’s very name is a felony, and since the advent of the franchise, violence and killing have been major aspects of gameplay. Players were thrown into an open world with all kinds of weapons strewn about that you can freely pick up.
Missions have you kill certain enemies or complete objectives which require you to fight through throngs of hostile gang members. You must take revenge on opposing syndicates, usually involving killing their footsoldiers. When your criminal activity draws the ire of the authorities, you need to point your gun at the law as well.
GTA 5 and Online are no different. Most missions, jobs and Adversary Modes are some variation of “kill others”. Whether there is some twist on gameplay, ulterior motive, secondary objective or other mechanics, the killing of dudes is often involved in some form – and even when it isn’t, players are happy to do so anyway.
But man, what if, like, you don’t want to kill all those guys? What if you don’t want to plow a tank through a crowd, after which you blow up a bunch of stuff to fill a meter? What if you don’t think that Vagos member is that bad a guy? What if you don’t want to shoot mr. officer man?
Well, GTA 5 and Online provide more options to entertain yourself without shedding blood than previous installments in the series do. Actually, for a game that thrives on controversy kicked up because of violence, GTA 5 is packed with a surprising amount of stuff that can be enjoyed without committing mass murder.
So if you feel like spending your next session of GTA Online without firing a single shot, just look through this guide and take your pick from a number of non-violent activities. Some of these can be used to make cash and RP, but in limited amounts, while others aren’t actual features, but fun little activities you can just pass the time with.
This is the most obvious entry on this list. Racing is actually a major element of GTA Online, and it’s entirely non-violent, save for the jackasses who try knocking other racers off course. Nonetheless, this is actually a decent source of cash and RP if you’re a skilled racer, and competing will allow you to unlock a number of upgrades and customization items for your vehicles if you haven’t already.
Sure, races can be annoying with trolls in the lobby, but when you get a decent group of rivals, or join a racing crew and drive with them, these can be great for entertainment, and beating tough and skilled opponents is a truly rewarding feeling.
Stunt Races are also an option to mix things up. Here, the traps on the courses can occasionally kill you, however it isn’t your typical form of visceral video game violence, instead your car just blows up. With all kinds of weird vegetarian variants who all have different criteria, we guess you peace-loving folks also draw the line in different places.
Non-Violent Adversary Modes
GTA Online’s roster of Adversary Modes is being constantly updated, with newer and new modes added pretty much with every DLC, and on their own as well. With so many modes to pick from, we can’t reasonably expect you to remember them all, so we’ll list those modes which aren’t rife with violence.
Keep the Pace – Keep the Pace has you race around a track littered with obstacles. The twist here is that you’re not allowed to drop below a given velocity, or you’ll be eliminated.
Relay – A straight port of real world relay racing into GTA Online.
Sumo – Depends on your definition of violence, really, but we feel this deserves a spot here. Sumo pits various players against one another in vehicles perched on a tall arena. Your goal is to push your enemies into the abyss.
Slipstream – Because when there is a universally hated game mechanic, you might as well give it its own mode. Driving in the drag of a vehicle in front of you gives you a speed boost, and you must hit the checkpoints the same time as your team-mate.
Deadline – Yeah, okay, this is stretching it a bit, but Deadline isn’t really violent, you just, you know, blow up your opponents’ bikes. While they’re on them. Anyway, this is just light cycle battles from Tron, so technically no one actually dies.
Running Back – An interesting attempt to translate American Football, also known as “handegg”, to GTA Online. Competing teams must get their runners into the opposing touchdown-zone while preventing the same from happening to themselves.
Join a Car Enthusiast Crew
Love cars? Love tuning cars? Love showing off your cars? Love your cars in their non-exploded, non-shot-to-bits state? Great, you’re not alone! There are several crews out there focusing on vehicle-appreciation. Their members often organize car meets where you can show off your sweetest rides and check out the cars of other like-minded players in safe environments without having to fear some buffoon in a Hydra showing up to ruin the party.
Start A Taxi Service
We’ve documented the adventures of a player who might have been the originator of this idea. While there is some risk involved, as other players might still harass you with their disgusting violence and aggression, more often than not they’ll play along after a few moments of befuddlement.
Paint your car yellow, slap a custom Taxi crew emblem on it, drive up to players and message them whether they want to go anywhere. While it might not seem like a fun activity at first glance, since this is an MMO we’re talking about, shenanigans are guaranteed to ensue.
Try Solving the Mt. Chiliad Mystery
You’re going to need to be a bit insane for this one, and having your own tin foil hat won’t hurt. GTA 5 still presumably hides some kind of undiscovered secret easer-egg, at least is the people over at r/chiliadmystery are to be believed. Be warned though, if you jump into this, you might go full conspiracy-nut. Chemtrails, man.
Document The Lives Of NPCs
GTA 5 features one of the most detailed and vibrant open worlds in gaming to date, even though it’s over three years old. For this particular activity, we suggest playing in single player, since the game world in Online is drastically watered down to offset the higher resource-draw of a multiplayer game.
Pick an NPC, any NPC really, and start following them around. PEDs in GTA 5 will do the darndest things if observed for long enough. Just faffing about in the city, following your target, you’re bound to discover some odd happening or funny occurrence involving one of the many NPCs out and about.
Grand Theft Euro Truck Simulator
While I personally see no appeal in this, apparently people like those weird trucker simulator games quite a bit. If you’re one of these people, 1) what is wrong with you? and 2) you can always play the same thing in GTA Online. Grab (or steal) a semi, attach a trailer, pick an arbitrary destination at the other end of the map and make your delivery. If you want actual systems to support this kind of gameplay as well, there is a mod for that which you can use in singleplayer.
What non-violent activities do you like most in GTA Online?
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